Do my eyes deceive me? Liverpool are top of the Premier League! Okay, let’s get the honest truth out there first of all: I support Everton. That’s “unbeaten Everton who recently beat Chelsea” by the way. But really? Really?! Liverpool are actually top of the Premier League? I’ve checked with my nurse and she has confirmed it. We’re… Read More »
Mr Hulmes once told me he had a perfect system for backing horses. Now no-one can have a perfect system I know, but well I’ll explain. According to Mr H. any horse I back, is worth backing next time it runs. See, I don’t like to make excuses for the horses I back if they get beat and… Read More »
Down to business straight away today, the tales of Mr Hulmes and Helmet in Doncaster town centre will have to wait for another day. But I will say 1 word about it – Messy! I really fancy Viztoria in the 3.15pm. This horse needs ease in the ground to be at her best, so conditions should really suit today. The… Read More »
Champagne corks were popping in the hotel last night after Clon Brulee had landed us a good touch. Well, needless to say, the busty blonde from the previous night found a new affection for Helmet and was right over. Now Helmet being himself, couldn’t see through this rouge and was delighted to be getting some attention, from what can only… Read More »
The international break has been and gone and we can – thankfully – get back to the far more exciting action to be found in the Premier League. Liverpool have had their best start since the 1994-95 season and are currently sitting pretty at the top of the tree after winning their three matches, all by 1-0 scorelines… Read More »
Helmet and I were in the hotel bar last night enjoying a couple of ladyboys – Partridge style of course – when in walked a busty blonde. Now Helmet fancies himself as a ladies man and so after he stopped drooling, approached the aforementioned young lady. He casually slid over, sat next to her at the bar and… Read More »
World Cup qualifying for Brazil 2014 is really hotting up and with the tournament less than a year away – where have the lost three years gone? – there are squeaky bums from Bulgaria to Benin and Uruguay to Ukraine. Speaking of Ukraine (oh yes, seamless linking I know) and England did what they seem to do best… Read More »
I’m looking out of my hotel window here at Town Moor and it’s not very nice at all. When I checked the Metoffice report yesterday morning, no rain was forecast for this week. Guess Gump must be the Weatherman as it’s persistently coming down now! Anyways it’ll take more than this rain to dampen my enthusiasm for a… Read More »
“Feast or famine with you,” The Good Lady tells me on a weekend, “we either eat Steak and drink Champagne as you’ve had a good Saturday or we’re suffering from the Gump effect!” And people you know how that works. Anyway I’m hitting the ground running for tomorrow with 6 beauties for us to get our teeth in… Read More »
Distractions, distractions, distractions. Poor old Mr Hulmes just can’t seem to catch a break at the minute. Whilst he is doing his best Dad of the Year act, he is getting distracted from the business of backing winners. This week, Mr H was picking the girls up from Dance class – on a Saturday afternoon can you believe?… Read More »
